Articles tagged with: ABSA
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
“Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.
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‘N Vieslike oom stap by ABSA in en skree op die vrou agter die toonbank: ‘Ek wil ‘n ƒ@kken rekening oopmaak!’ Geskok antwoord die vrou terug: ‘Verskoon tog meneer, ek dink nie ek het u mooi gehoor nie. Wat het u gesê?’
‘Luister hier jou dom ƒ@kken koei!’ skree hy weer, ‘Ek het gesê ek wil [...]
Scam of the week
Now a day it so easy to be caught by scammers and the Nigerian seem to find the most impossible ways to get our money. I myself was caught by one of these scams not to long ago. I still have that bitter taste in my mouth when I think about it.
My [...]
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