When me or one of my girlfriends are having a hard time with our special naked friend, we talk, we cry, and we go out for cocktails and bitch. Maybe we schedule an emergency therapy visit, and probably eat an ill-advised candy bar or wedge of stinky cheese. In short, we deal. And while the [...]

I was very glad to get this email from a friend, because I have been guilty of heating water in a microwave many times. You’ll be glad you read it. I also suggest passing it along to friends and family.
About five days ago, my 26-year-old son decided to have a cup of instant coffee. He took a cup [...]

Toe ek ‘n klein kind was, het  dit vreeslik lekker gelyk om ‘n grootmens te wees.  Want grootmense het tjekboeke en motorliksense  en hulle mag nagmaalwyn drink en  doen net wat hulle wil.
Vroue dra hoëhakskoene en sykouse, en ons  kinders moet tevrede wees om skool-skool te speel met geleerde sykouse en  garetolletjies vasgeskroef aan ons [...]

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Brian Weis
Swing hard in case you hit it. ~ Dan Marino
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered. ~ Lord Robertson
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, [...]

Dear Julius

As of today I withdraw my former World Cup enthusiasm with active endorsements of all warnings to potential visitors until your leadership rebuke you as we see fit.
Tomorrow, after you’ve shot the Boere you will still be a pitiful black African living in denial of your own impotence parading as a fake achiever without [...]

We are lucky that we have a wide choice of good quality fruit all year round in South Africa – and not expensive by international standards – which are why I cannot understand why we don’t use fruit more often for desserts instead of heavy, sugar-rich sweets and puddings.
Apples are particularly delicious dessert ingredients, especially [...]

Hier is die voorsitter van die Kalahari-Kuierfees, mnr Danie Bruwer en mev Christa Stadler, Streekbestuurder van KANSA, Upington/Kalaharistreek, saam met Graatjie!
Kalahari Kuierfees (Upington 23-25 September) sê saam met KANSA Upington/ Kalahari die stryd teen borskanker aan.  1 uit 28 mense word tans met borskanker gediagnoseer.  Oktober is nasionale borskankermaand, maar die Kalahari Kuierfees gaan KANSA [...]

Prof Coetzee se antwoord oor waarom die Afrikaner bo uitkom :

Baie mense beskou blykbaar diefstal en roof as heel aanvaarbaar, jy moet   net beweer jy was daartoe gedryf deur honger, gebrek, apartheid of die waan dat jou oer-voorouers onderdruk was..
Laat ons dus maar vandag oor ‘n paar sake reguit praat:
‘n Mens steel nie omdat [...]

Read to the end . . . a new twist

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 

2) The farm was used to produce produce .
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert [...]

Services such as Twitter, Facebook, Foursquare and Buzz can alert criminals when users are not home, according to Confused.com, the price comparison service. Foursquare, for example, shows that people are in a specific spot and, more importantly, that the user is definitely not at home, Confused.com added.
It predicted that the new wave in social media [...]