Bezalel Spring Fling 2010
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[ October 16, 2010; ]

Bezalel Wine Estate, Upington, will once again be hosting its annual SPRING FLING market day! 16 October 2010 from 9h30am Loads of new & interesting stalls, fun for the kids and tasty homemade treats! Currie cup semi final on big screen & BEER tent for the men. …as well as ex Idol star, Carla Louw, will be performing live [...]

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Circus animals: A Life of misery for a few minutes of entertainment !
Wednesday, 28 Jul, 2010 – 11:55 | No Comment
Circus animals: A Life of misery for a few minutes of entertainment !

BOYCOTT CRUELTY TO ANIMALS !
BOYCOTT THOSE WHO ABUSE THEM IN THE NAME OF ENTERTAINMENT !
Thank you for keeping in mind the suffering of those animals…
DBV / SPCA Upington

Men Suffer More in Crappy Relationships Than Women Do
Sunday, 25 Jul, 2010 – 23:40 | No Comment
Men Suffer More in Crappy Relationships Than Women Do

When me or one of my girlfriends are having a hard time with our special naked friend, we talk, we cry, and we go out for cocktails and bitch. Maybe we schedule an emergency therapy visit, and probably eat an ill-advised candy bar or wedge of stinky cheese. In short, we deal. And while the [...]

Seven Kinds Of Sex
Sunday, 25 Jul, 2010 – 23:36 | No Comment
Seven Kinds Of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called … Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called … Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you [...]

Two Cowboys
Sunday, 25 Jul, 2010 – 23:31 | No Comment
Two Cowboys

A successful rancher died and left everything to his  devoted  wife.
She   was a  very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place   an ad in the newspaper for a ranch   hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, [...]

Haai Wysheid
Sunday, 25 Jul, 2010 – 23:26 | No Comment
Haai Wysheid

Twee groot wit haaie swem in die see en sien ‘n skip wat sink.
“Volg my, seun” sê pappa haai vir sy seun en hulle swem tot by die skip.
“Eers  swem  ons  om  die mense in die water met net die puntjies van ons vinne wat wys”
En hulle doen dit.
“Knap gedaan, seun! Nou swem ons om hulle [...]

Stand Up For Him
Sunday, 18 Jul, 2010 – 22:41 | No Comment
Stand Up For Him

Do You Believe This???
A girl went to her friends house and she ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn’t afraid because it was a small COMMUNITY and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the bike trail
Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When [...]

GIOVANNI VAN SUPERSTERRE 3
Wednesday, 14 Jul, 2010 – 6:28 | No Comment
GIOVANNI VAN SUPERSTERRE 3

[ July 31, 2010; 12:00 am to 7:00 pm. 12:00 am to 7:00 pm. 12:00 am to 7:00 pm. ] Kalahari Bruidskou Upington aangebied deur Linx Graphics bring die opwindende Giovanni van  Supersterre 3 na Upington.

Giovanni tree op 31 Julie 2010 in Duineveld se Suidsaal, ter afsluiting van die Kalahari Bruidskou 2010.

Gedurende die vertoning sal van Upington se modeontwerpers hul beste werk wys.

Gaste word tussen 18:30 en 19:00 verwelkom met ‘n glasie sjerrie of port by [...]

Lipstick in School – teach them well
Monday, 12 Jul, 2010 – 10:35 | No Comment
Lipstick in School – teach them well

Lipstick in School (You’ve got to love this principal)
According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was
recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press [...]

Bruidskou 2010
Thursday, 17 Jun, 2010 – 10:09 | No Comment
Bruidskou 2010

[ July 30, 2010 to July 31, 2010. ] Die Kalahari Bruidskou is die eerste van sy soort wat in Upington gehou sal word.

Die Bruidskou is ‘n eerste vir ons as Linx Graphics en ons beoog om hierdie expo ‘n sukses te maak en instelling elke jaar, daarom maak ons staat op u ondersteuning.

Die bruidskou bied professionele advies vir alle areas vir beplanning vir [...]