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Older Women are so Reasonable

Submitted by Pieter on Sunday, 31 January 2010One Comment

After being married for 22 years, i took a careful look at my wife one  day and said, “twenty two years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap  car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but  i got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl”.

Now i have a $1,500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and  plasma screen tv, but i’m sleeping with a 47-year-old woman. It seems  to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.’

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a  hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that i would once again  be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.

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  • Susan said:

    Very good & thank you for giving us ‘older woman’ a bouquet via this blog !! In fact – who said 47year olds aren’t ‘hot’ anyway?

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