Why? Good Question
EVER WONDER .
Why …..do Tesco’s make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Why …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Why …do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Why ……do we leave cars worth thousands of rands in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Why . …..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why? Good question.
LIke my father says. Y is a crooked letter that you cant make straight
Why don’t smokers swallow the smoke when most of them say smoking relieves hunger.
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GIOVANNI VAN SUPERSTERRE 3
[ July 31, 2010; 12:00 am to 7:00 pm. 12:00 am to 7:00 pm. 12:00 am to 7:00 pm. ] Kalahari Bruidskou Upington aangebied deur Linx Graphics bring die opwindende Giovanni van Supersterre 3 na Upington.
Giovanni tree op 31 Julie 2010 in Duineveld se Suidsaal, ter afsluiting van die Kalahari Bruidskou 2010.
Gedurende die vertoning sal van Upington se modeontwerpers hul beste werk wys.
Gaste word tussen 18:30 en 19:00 verwelkom met ‘n glasie sjerrie of port by [...]
Jokes »
Missing Cat Very Funny
Shannon (the secretary) lost her cat and asked David (the graphic designer) to help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence. Read from top. Resist skipping ahead.
From: Shannon Walkley Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am To: David Thorne [...]
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ANIMAL CIRCUSES: Behind the glitter and the glitz…
For many, the word “circus” evokes imagery of popcorn, candy, “wild” animals, and fun. However, how many have ever stopped to consider the life of a circus animal? Rarely do you ever hear about the mistreatment of circus animals but the truth is, having animals for the circus is in its self abuse and cruelty: [...]
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Men Suffer More in Crappy Relationships Than Women Do
When me or one of my girlfriends are having a hard time with our special naked friend, we talk, we cry, and we go out for cocktails and bitch. Maybe we schedule an emergency therapy visit, and probably eat an ill-advised candy bar or wedge of stinky cheese. In short, we deal. And while the [...]
Personal »
What Happens When You Deactivate Your Facebook Account
Facebook is a big part of millions and millions of peoples’ lives, but what happens when you pull the plug? Last night I met a man who walked to the edge of the cliff and nearly deactivated his Facebook account. He took a screenshot of what he saw after clicking the “deactivate my account” link [...]
Review »
Le Must Restaurant
Paul Ash is there to see an Upington favourite earn the highest honour any restaurant could wish for
WE stood outside the restaurant and stared at the battered door. A hairdressing salon crowded in on one side, a rusty gate on the other. “What the hell?” said the photographer.
Our first thought was that they were having [...]
Talent »
Walter Meyer
Walter Meyer from Upington is a very talented oil painter who has made it big in the art world and I feel kind of left out that I didn’t know he is from Upington. I recently did a website for him (work in progress) and just had to share his talent with you. I have [...]
World »
TOP GEAR’S “THE STIG” FINALLY REVEALED?
The United Kingdom’s BBC has managed to keep the wraps on the star test driver for its world famous “Top Gear” show for years, but now it appears that some less-than-covert financial records from nearly a decade ago may have played a role in unveiling the secret driver.
Over the years the world has guessed and [...]
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