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Voorstelle om Suid-Afrikaanse se ekonomie te herstel

Submitted by Pieter on Wednesday, 19 August 2009One Comment

creative-economy-branchVind asseblief aangeheg my voorstelle om die Suid-Afrikaanse ekonomie te herstel en gesond te hou.

In plaas daarvan om miljoene Rande aan politici te oorhandig om te verkwansel op sinnelose partytjies, seminare, dinkskrums en Internasionale reise wat bitter min of geen resultate lewer nie, stel asseblief die volgende voorstelle in werking:

Die patriotiese aftree-plan:

Daar is ongeveer 10 miljoen mense ouer as 50 in ons bestaande werksmag..

Betaal elkeen van hierdie persone ‘n eenmalige R5 miljoen vroëe pensioen met die volgende voorwaardes:

1) Hulle MOET onmiddellik aftree. Dit sal 10 miljoen werksgeleenthede skep – werkloosheid opgelos.

2) Hulle MOET elkeen ‘n nuwe motor koop. 10 miljoen nuwe motors op bestelling – motorindustrie herstel en gesond.

3) Hulle MOET elkeen ‘n huis of aftree-eenheid koop, of bestaande verbande afbetaal – Behuisingskrisis opgelos.

4) Hulle MOET hulle kinders skool, tegniese kollege of universiteit toe stuur – Misdaadprobleem opgelos.

5) Hulle MOET elkeen R250,00 per maand se drank / sigarette koop…en daar’s jou oorspronklike R50 biljoen terug waarmee hierdie plan in werking gestel is in heffings, belastings en BTW.

Hierdie was ‘n voorstel van ‘n doodgewone burger met ‘n oop verstand… dat so ‘n brein nou moet roes!

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  • Benjamin Stevens said:

    Dear Sir / Madame

    The government mention the need to develope our economy and create jobs for all.They have all this “wonderfull schemes and agencies ” to help our disadvantage people to start their own small businesses!!
    What a joke!
    People really try to do just that but walk right into a wall when the question of the availability of finance comes on the table.
    Everything stops right there!!!!

    I have a plan to develope our rural ereas:
    Form a entity/business/cooperation or any other form of business that will ensure that not only the founders/shareholders, but the entire community will benefit from this business venture.
    5 – 15% will eventually belong to the wokers;
    5 – 20% of all profits be made available for community projects;
    5 – 45% of profits be given back to the clients of the business – this will enable them to become shareholders of this entity/business;
    10 – 30% will belong to the founders of the business.

    This will ensure that the poorest of the poor will be able to share and own something of value as most of us can’t save for a rainy day.

    If any of you out there need anymore info feel free to contact me on 073 384 8881.

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