Kalahari Bruidskou 2010
Thu, 17/06/10 – 17:12 | No Comment

Met trots stel ons die Noord-Kaap se eerste Bruid Expo bekend.
Die Kalahari Bruidskou is die eerste van sy soort wat in Upington gehou sal word.
Die Bruidskou is ‘n eerste vir ons as Linx Graphics en ons beoog om hierdie expo ‘n sukses te maak en instelling elke jaar, daarom maak ons staat op u ondersteuning.
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Men Suffer More in Crappy Relationships Than Women Do
Sun, 25/07/10 – 23:40 | No Comment

When me or one of my girlfriends are having a hard time with our special naked friend, we talk, we cry, and we go out for cocktails and bitch. Maybe we schedule an emergency therapy visit, and probably eat an ill-advised candy bar or wedge of stinky cheese. In short, we deal. And while the waterworks and chocolate-smeared faces may make us look like we’re suffering more, apparently our strong, silent, menfolk are having a much harder time of it.

A study of over 1600 Miamians, aged 18 to 23, surveyed by The Journal of Health and Social Behavior (and translated out of academese by the New York Times), reported, “It appears that young men benefit more than women from support [that they get from their girlfriends], and that they are more harmed than women by strain in ongoing romantic relationships.”

The authors hypothesize this to be because young men get most of their emotional support and intimacy from their romantic partners, whereas women are more likely to confide in friends and family.

But what about us ladies? Surely we feel pain too. Well, yes, according to the study, we do suffer, but not over rocky relationships–our suffering comes when we’re not in one. Robin W. Simon, a sociology professor at Wake Forest University and one of the authors of the report conceded, “It’s a little bit pathetic . . . Even though there’s been so much social change in this area, women’s self-worth is still so much tied up with having a boyfriend. It’s unfortunate.”

Not only unfortunate, it’s depressing and so grotesquely clichéed. We’d rather be in a shitty relationship than none at all? Ouch. How Scary Sadshaw. Happily, the gender-specific misery disparity lessens with age, though it’s unclear whether this is because guys wise up and realize they need more friends than the woman they’re schtupping, or because women finally realize that being single is better than being with a jackass.

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Seven Kinds Of Sex
Sun, 25/07/10 – 23:36 | No Comment
Seven Kinds Of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called … Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called … Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you [...]

Two Cowboys
Sun, 25/07/10 – 23:31 | No Comment
Two Cowboys

A successful rancher died and left everything to his  devoted  wife.
She   was a  very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place   an ad in the newspaper for a ranch   hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, [...]

Haai Wysheid
Sun, 25/07/10 – 23:26 | No Comment
Haai Wysheid

Twee groot wit haaie swem in die see en sien ‘n skip wat sink.
“Volg my, seun” sê pappa haai vir sy seun en hulle swem tot by die skip.
“Eers  swem  ons  om  die mense in die water met net die puntjies van ons vinne wat wys”
En hulle doen dit.
“Knap gedaan, seun! Nou swem ons om hulle [...]

Stand Up For Him
Sun, 18/07/10 – 22:41 | No Comment
Stand Up For Him

Do You Believe This???
A girl went to her friends house and she ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn’t afraid because it was a small COMMUNITY and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the bike trail
Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When [...]

GIOVANNI VAN SUPERSTERRE 3
Wed, 14/07/10 – 6:28 | No Comment
GIOVANNI VAN SUPERSTERRE 3

[ July 31, 2010; 12:00 am to 7:00 pm. 12:00 am to 7:00 pm. 12:00 am to 7:00 pm. ] Kalahari Bruidskou Upington aangebied deur Linx Graphics bring die opwindende Giovanni van  Supersterre 3 na Upington.

Giovanni tree op 31 Julie 2010 in Duineveld se Suidsaal, ter afsluiting van die Kalahari Bruidskou 2010.

Gedurende die vertoning sal van Upington se modeontwerpers hul beste werk wys.

Gaste word tussen 18:30 en 19:00 verwelkom met ‘n glasie sjerrie of port by [...]

Lipstick in School – teach them well
Mon, 12/07/10 – 10:35 | No Comment
Lipstick in School – teach them well

Lipstick in School (You’ve got to love this principal)
According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was
recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press [...]

40 South Africanisms you should know
Sun, 27/06/10 – 23:52 | No Comment
40 South Africanisms you should know

BABBELAS (BUBBLE-US): Hangover. Usage: “Jeez, I had too many dops last night. I’ve got a hectic babbelas.”
BAKKIE (BUCKY): What Americans would term a “pick-up”. A two-seater light vehicle with an open rear cargo area. The rear is often used to transport an impossible number of workers who stare back at you in traffic and make you feel awkward and [...]

VERY Brave Man Jokes…
Sun, 27/06/10 – 23:41 | No Comment
VERY Brave Man Jokes…

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
What do you say to a [...]

Hoe Om Jou Huis Te Beveilig As Jy Te “Broke” Is Vir ‘N Security Alarm…
Sun, 27/06/10 – 23:29 | No Comment
Hoe Om Jou Huis Te Beveilig As Jy Te “Broke” Is Vir ‘N Security Alarm…

1. Gaan na jou naaste tweede handse klere winkel en koop n gebruikte stel ”Steel Point Boots” verkieslik size 14-16.
2. Plaas dit op jou stoep langs ‘n paar lee bier blikke gepaart met ‘n “Guns&Ammo” tydskrif en ook ‘n jagters tydskrif.
3. Plaas dan ook 2-4 groot staal honde bakke by die spul (vekieslik leeg).
4. [...]

Rear Windscreen Sticker! Special!!!
Fri, 18/06/10 – 9:18 | No Comment
Rear Windscreen Sticker! Special!!!

We were in slow-moving traffic the other day and the car in front of us had a President Zuma rear windscreen on it. It read: “Pray for Our President Zuma Psalm 109:8″.
My husband’s Bible was lying on the dash board & he got it & opened it up to the scripture & read it. He started laughing & [...]